Sunday, October 29, 2006
Best Couple Costume? I really need to start dating
The air is getting a little bit crisper here in San Diego. With it comes the cooling temperatures. Lately we have only been seeing highs of 77-79 degrees. That must mean that Halloween is just around the corner. To celebrate my roomate Judson and I decided that we must maximize on the opportunity of a creative costume as a way of luring the San Diegan Babes. We needed something creative that would also spark a good conversation. We knew that we both needed complimentary costumes that would draw girls to us (as we do not dare approach them ourselves). Our first idea I still feel is quite clever but perhaps a little insensitive. Judson was going to be a sting ray and I was going to dress up as the Crocidile Hunter. After a two-day debate it was decided this would be funny if the Crocidile Hunter was only severely injured and not killed. With his death it seemed only cruel.
We then returned to an idea that we had been playing around with. A quick trip to the Dickie's Outlet store in the beautiful Chula Vista area and a little arts and crafts time with some old moving boxes produced this:
What you are seeing is correct. Judd is a package from God to Women otherwise known as 'God's gift to Women'. I am the UPS man in charge of his on-time delivery. The costume had much better results than we ever could have imagined. We have to date attended two parties with the following results:
1st Party 'The Booze Cruise':
We decided to try out our ingenious design at the San Diego County YSA boat dance last weekend. Saying the costume was a success would be an understatement. Everyone we walked by would look at Judd with a weird expression on their face, then look at me, then back at Judd, and then burst in to laughter. We had numerous requests for photos. We happily obliged however we required them to 'sign for the package' by giving us their name and phone number on the clipboard. Total number of phone numbers: 23
2nd Pary 'Singles Ward Delight'
Last night we attended a singles ward party. We collected another 16 numbers and were also crowned the honor of 'best couples costume'. We also learned that we were considered 'fresh meat' in the ward. All in all very exciting.
I would love to hear your thoughts on our costume.
Thursday, October 12, 2006
Yes I Have a Blog and my Jetta Sucks
Here is my first attempt at joining the great world of blogging. My roommate convinced me to try it out. He claims that people who blog are really cool and I desperately want to be cool. This is his picture to my left. He looks cool. Maybe the blogging got him there. I don't know but I am willing to try.
I would like to declare my strong disliking of all cars Volkswagon. I currently own a VW Jetta (no I don't do Yoga). I'
d heard the rumors before I bought it. People told me they always have problems. However in my arrogance I decided to purchase one anyways. Needless to say it's latest repair which has been one of many just cost me about 1/4 of the value of the car. Unbelievable.
